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Re:Former President Trump is projected to win the presidency by aorloff on Wednesday November 06, 2024 @02:12PM (#42067665)
Pretty much this.

DNC forgot that in polls, the American electorate prefers a bigger 1/4 lb hamburger to the smaller 1/3 lb one.

Re:Former President Trump is projected to win the presidency by drawkward on Wednesday November 06, 2024 @02:59PM (#42068410)
The bigger one is the one with the 4 in it, obviously!