This “really smart new grad” take is completely insane to me, especially if you know how LLMs work. Look at this SQL snippet Claude (the new Sonnet) generated recently.

    -- Get recipient's push token and sender's username
    SELECT expo_push_token, p.username 
    INTO recipient_push_token, sender_username
    FROM profiles p
    WHERE p.id = NEW.recipient_id;

Seems like the world has truly gone insane and engineers are tuned into some alternate reality a la Fox News. Well…it’ll be a sobering day when the other shoe falls.