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Re:How long til we're all on Ozempic? by justinclift on Friday October 11, 2024 @11:53PM (#41816274)
> ... if they have high blood sugar we give them diabetes.

That sounds like a hell of a treatment plan. o_O

Re:How long til we're all on Ozempic? by bregma on Saturday October 12, 2024 @06:45AM (#41818151)
It doesn't work. I keep trying to get off the diabetes and I just relapse after a few weeks. It doesn't help that my body tries to hide the glucose everywhere, like attached to hemoglobin or in my liver in the form of glycogen so it can share a hit with me first thing every morning.

Nope, not going back to the doctor that gave me diabetes. That was a mistake.