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Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions by bashauma on Monday September 23, 2024 @05:09AM (#41623980)
> Stop trying to hire 10X engineers. Befunge applications are built by true X² engineers.

Best sales slogan of the year.

Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions by fancyfredbot on Monday September 23, 2024 @07:27AM (#41624903)
Don't hire 10x, hire x¹⁰, with superstringfuck - the only language with the dimensions to tackle the needs of today's fast moving businesses.
Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions by FooBarBizBazz on Monday September 23, 2024 @05:42PM (#41630918)
I like how we haven't specified whether x is greater than or less than one.
Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions by fancyfredbot on Monday September 23, 2024 @06:36PM (#41631322)
I love that we complain about that before asking what we're measuring or whether higher or lower numbers are better.

If you are asking such questions you aren't who I'm talking to and you need to leave the room immediately.

Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions by FooBarBizBazz on Monday September 23, 2024 @09:55PM (#41632415)
It's kind of a joke / riffing. Collaboration/elaboration, not attack. The "like" wasn't sarcasm; it was observing additional possibilities for meaning -- meanings that actually worked kind of amusingly to me.
Re:Brainfuck Enterprise Solutions by dullcrisp on Monday September 23, 2024 @06:29PM (#41631268)
But what if my X is only ~1–2? Should I continue hiring the 10X engineers? Someone explain it to me in a PowerPoint.