Fine, then use dead rats on pizza. Don't focus on the letter of the example when you clearly understand the spirit. Conversation on HN aims to be better than that. Don’t reply with shallow dismissals, steel man the other person’s argument.

Your account is a week old and half your comments are dead. I recommend referring to the guidelines.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man#Steelmanning