Oracle, it's time to free JavaScript

Re:Oracle, it's time to free JavaScript by mp05 on Monday September 16, 2024 @03:16PM (#41559495)

Have you seen Larry lately? How do you look like that at 80 years old? He must be a cyborg.

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Re:Oracle, it's time to free JavaScript by RankingMember on Monday September 16, 2024 @03:28PM (#41559638)

He can afford the top-shelf blood boys

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Re:Oracle, it's time to free JavaScript by psychoslave on Monday September 16, 2024 @03:27PM (#41559603)

I heard that blood transfusion in Switzerland clinics, using blood of young healthy people of course, works pretty well.

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Re:Oracle, it's time to free JavaScript by degaart on Tuesday September 17, 2024 @04:20AM (#41565561)

He abstains from alcohol and drugs, maybe?

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