Completely irrelevant and without substance comment. You don't even know the parent but you an unsubstantiated claim for the sake 9f argument.

no one has even gone as far as decided to even look more like

What a defensively unhinged injection of a broad generalization.

Snarky defensiveness rationalized as wit or "owning" the conversational partner.

passive agressive deraling of conversation

Terminal online syndrome

that's a good one, thx