I didn't realize how it sounded without context until it was too late.

It's just people talking about (a screenshot of) a Twitter post, quote:

> "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush."

Mostly Reddit and one or two blog posts.

I read "had" instead of "has" and spent too much time trying to find another explanation to the completely SFW I found.