Re:Waiting Time Paradox or Why Is My Bus Always Late?
by codetrotter on Tuesday August 20, 2024 @01:17PM
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My favorite doctor joke, semi related:
Patient: Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure?
Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not.
Patient: That's wonderful! I could never play piano before!
Re:Waiting Time Paradox or Why Is My Bus Always Late?
by itishappy on Tuesday August 20, 2024 @01:37PM
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Simpsons did this one in the Planet of the Apes episode. Here's a musical rendition by Dankmus.
Re:Waiting Time Paradox or Why Is My Bus Always Late?
by aaronbrethorst on Tuesday August 20, 2024 @05:50PM
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What’s wrong with me?
I think you’re crazy.
I want a second opinion!
You’re also lazy!
Re:Waiting Time Paradox or Why Is My Bus Always Late?
by flysand7 on Wednesday August 21, 2024 @02:02AM
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I am not crazy! (in the voice of chuck from Better Call Saul)
Re:Waiting Time Paradox or Why Is My Bus Always Late?
by dhosek on Tuesday August 20, 2024 @03:01PM
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I’m fond of an exchange from the end of “The Doctor Dances”:
Mrs. Harcourt : My leg’s grown back. When I come to the ‘ospital I had one leg.
Dr. Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?
A patient comes into a doctors office complaining of pain all over. The patient grabs their elbow and says: "It hurts when I touch my elbow like this." They then grabs onto their shin and says "When I grab my shin like this, it starts hurting too!" Finally, they massage their forehead and say "It even hurts when I rub my head! Doctor what's wrong with me!?"
The doctor runs a few tests and replies: "Your finger is broken."