Ludicrous. You've conflated a preference for authenticity with wanting to be a victim of crime. Straw man much?

There's a lot to unpack about the attitudes in your comment. I hope you were just having a bad day, because otherwise: you're quick to judge, intolerant of different values, you scorn victims of crime, and you'll sacrifice intellectual integrity to score a cheap point.

"The evil I can tolerate, but the stupidity..."