you ever notice how people who save others and are interviewed afterward are so humble? "oh no, I'm not a hero. I just did what anyone would do" after pulling babies from a house fire or something. Now I know they do this partly because it is expected. But screw that. If I ever do something that is widely recognized I will be just like Mike Tyson on the subject. "Thank you for the acclaim that I've always known I deserve! You should all feel grateful to be in the same room of someone as awesome as me!"

This might be part of the reason that I won't be successful. My personality type does not often become successful (at least not wildly so).