they have to watch for data exfiltration and attempts to download malware, etc.
don't use a corporate device for anything you don't want work to see.
use your own. that's not a hard ask.
As written, that means they can secretly turn on the camera and microphone to surveil my house, supposedly to check the usage on the hardware.
Surely that's very "wrong", if not also illegal in most places.
I wrote one sentence about how "there are ways for companies to go too far", which I think is pretty dang uncontroversial and trivially-true. However that user replied with what is clearly a disagreement, with corporate justifications and placing sole responsibility on employees to avoid the hardware.
This leads to two competing options:
(A) They simply can't imagine any scenario where a company might "go too far" and be at fault.
(B) Their stance is much milder, but for some reason they are replying to a straw-man argument that isn't what I actually wrote.
Of those two ambiguities, I went with (A), but if you think (B) is a more-charitable reading...
No, they shouldn't be flicking on your laptop camera or mic remotely, as these are pretty obviously violations of your privacy.