It would probably have sufficed to excerpt the clickbait. The one question, as near as is articulated, seems to be three:

> Customers in restaurants have a fanatical interest in the level of education achieved by the people serving them. In the odd instances where I would have time to talk to a diner about something other than the day’s specials, I would always be asked what I did at school. What did I study? Did I complete a master’s degree? Good grades?