No, I don't think I will. If you missed it, that's a great sieve for knowing what kind of person I am responding to. If you can't pick up on a joke, it's not going to be a fun conversation anyways.

> If you don't clearly indicate in some way that you're being sarcastic, you're going to be mistaken for the real asshole, because your tone of voice does not come across in plain text.

That's the sign of goooood sarcasm. Most people don't take internet forums as seriously as you seem to.