The solution to this is obvious. We need to ask each denomination supply gladiators\W\W\W\W\Wmissionaries who will debate the finer points of doctrine with warhammers. Once everyone agrees there's a winner then the winner gets to decide what is taught in schools. To register disagreement, more gladiators\W\W\W\W\Wmartyrs have to step up. It'll provide a safe outlet for that overpowering martyrdom complex, it'll be entertaining, and it'll never get resolved.

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