I.E. securing any future VW profits, and ensuring that the IP licensing deal is indefinite, while staying hands off and allowing VW to keep doing what they do with the exception of using Apple software.
No, apple can not buy VW. This idea is totally absurd.
> In another universe, I wonder [about Apple + VW joining forces]
We're not speculating on what might happen tomorrow, just discussing hypotheticals for the scenario in which those companies were wanting to be partners of some kind.
Basically, shareholders expect you to invest all the cash in your stockpile for a similar percentage return (on average), and they won't want you to invest in a capital heavy but almost profitless industry like carmaking unless you think you can turn it into a business of similar profit levels per unit investment to your existing business.
And what would apple even do with the teams? They now have 10k people in Germany ready to design a car for them, sounds totally nightmarish.
Then sign an IP/licensing deal that both halves of the new company have access to most/all of the IP developed historically.