Astrology based dating is less bonkers than this.
Re:Agile Dating: A Less Painful Way to Date
by pokerface_86 on Monday June 17, 2024 @05:17AM
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well, you have a way bigger pool of women to work with there at least
Things get a little weird when the Product Owner shows up at the first Retrospective. But you have to remember, in some cultures, they even show up at Planning.
Rating your dates with Story Points also feels a lot less natural at first, until you realise how impersonal it is to rate them with exact time.
If things go well this week, I think I’m finally ready to invite her to my personal kanban.
After years of working as a dev in several "agile" shops, reading this just gives me the creeps.