Pizza Cook job listing at Apple

Re:Pizza Cook job listing at Apple by ashishgandhi on Thursday May 31, 2012 @05:07PM (#4050370)

> The cook will also prep and maintain all food items necessary to make a variety of pizzas (toppings, sauces and related prep).

Maintainable food items.

"Also, the cook should be able to test these modular food items to ensure they are bug free."

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Re:Pizza Cook job listing at Apple by j_baker on Thursday May 31, 2012 @05:41PM (#4050532)

"A successful candidate will have 3 years experience using Test-Driven Cooking."

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Re:Pizza Cook job listing at Apple by TazeTSchnitzel on Thursday May 31, 2012 @06:18PM (#4050697)

"Employee performance will be judged by the number of Recipe Lines Of Code (RLOC)"

"Candidate must be familiar with high-level Recipe Markup Languages such as XPL (Extensible Pizza Language) and JSRN (JavaScript Recipe Notation)"

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Re:Pizza Cook job listing at Apple by shaggyfrog on Thursday May 31, 2012 @06:28PM (#4050747)

Candidate must be familiar with Agile cooking methodologies (the head chef is known for throwing things when angered).

This job does not use RESTful cooking practices.

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Re:Pizza Cook job listing at Apple by Cloven on Thursday May 31, 2012 @06:14PM (#4050680)

first, poison all the employees and burn down the restaurant. Then, write recipes to ensure that this does not happen.

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Re:Pizza Cook job listing at Apple by chii on Friday June 01, 2012 @01:05AM (#4052061)

and debug the problem with the foods by examining many, many dumps.

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