Re:Big data is dead (2023)
by zeroq on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:13PM
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Reminds me an old story from Steve Yegge:
I gave him the "find the phone numbers in 50,000 html files" question, and he decided to write a huge program with an ad-hoc state machine. When I asked how long it would take to write the program, he said he'd have to hit N files, with M lines per file, so... I interrupted him: no, WRITE. How long to WRITE the program? Oh. He estimated it at 5 days of work. At this point I was 50% ready to throw him out.
I gave him the "find the phone numbers in 50,000 html files" question, and he decided to write a huge program with an ad-hoc state machine. When I asked how long it would take to write the program, he said he'd have to hit N files, with M lines per file, so... I interrupted him: no, WRITE. How long to WRITE the program? Oh. He estimated it at 5 days of work. At this point I was 50% ready to throw him out.