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Re:Fastest rate of natural carbon dioxide rise over the last... by morkalork on Wednesday May 15, 2024 @09:31AM (#40366690)
Letting off a few nukes could slow climate change a bit right? I vaguely recall that all the dust kicked up by the hundreds of tests in the 50s and 60s had an effect.
Re:Fastest rate of natural carbon dioxide rise over the last... by sushibowl on Wednesday May 15, 2024 @09:54AM (#40366989)
Possibly, but you have to keep doing it. kicking up dust into the atmosphere tends to have significant short-term impact on the global climate (see e.g. volcanic winters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter). Then the dust settles shortly and everything returns to normal.

But volcanic eruptions that cause a winter like that tend to be quite a bit more powerful than your average nuclear weapon. More importantly, not all dust is created equal. Sulphur containing compounds tend to have the biggest cooling effect. One neat (in a terrifying sort of way) geo-engineering idea is continuously injecting large amounts of sulphur dioxide into the stratosphere.

Re:Fastest rate of natural carbon dioxide rise over the last... by triceratops on Wednesday May 15, 2024 @10:27AM (#40367422)
Drop a nuke into a volcano /s
Re:Fastest rate of natural carbon dioxide rise over the last... by unicornhose on Wednesday May 15, 2024 @10:44AM (#40367623)
Morbidly curious what would actually happen in this scenario.
Re:Fastest rate of natural carbon dioxide rise over the last... by Filligree on Wednesday May 15, 2024 @12:50PM (#40369370)
You’d create a lot of body thetans.
Re:Fastest rate of natural carbon dioxide rise over the last... by adrianN on Wednesday May 15, 2024 @09:36AM (#40366757)
It works best if the nukes hit densely populated areas, but I hope we manage to implement the solutions to climate change that don’t require killing billions.