There is not one but two true dichotomies, one between imperative and declarative, another between tiring complete and not.

If you were recommending everyone to use some general purpose language with functions that is not turing-complete then sure. Which one is it?

Otherwise I will repeat, declarative purposefully limited configuration languages that you are trying to mock in your comment by picking on YAML (which relates to Docker how?) have their place and were created to solve real problems. For every Norway there are dozens of bigger issues (including security) in any regular programming language