This is pure astrology, but given the veneer of objectivity with the magic of AI. Grab a few anecdotes to imply specificity, but then the actual judgments are unfalsifiable nothingburgers which probably apply to 95% of HN commenters.

A lot of tech folks seem deeply vulnerable to the psychological methods of psychics / tarot card readers / etc. Simply rejecting the metaphysics isn't enough when "magical energy of Jupiter" becomes "magical judgment abilities of the fancy computer."