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Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by randomdata on Thursday May 09, 2024 @12:55PM (#40310218)
I thought we were talking about real seasonality? A tax deadline arbitrarily chosen in the legislative chamber is as much fake seasonality as summer database updates or product launches.
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by OJFord on Thursday May 09, 2024 @01:07PM (#40310342)
If that database update is well know to be every August or that product launch is something like Apple's WWDC then sure, that's the distinction people are making.

If it's just we want to launch our latest product in the second week of June, because that's the one-off date we came up with when we started the project, that's different. It's not seasonality it's just failing to account for staff availablity/unrealistic planning.

Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by peaseagee on Thursday May 09, 2024 @01:12PM (#40310386)
If you miss your database update or product launch deadline you can't get arrested for it (in the vast majority of cases). Yes, all deadlines are arbitrary, but the consequences for missing them are different for different deadlines!
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by randomdata on Thursday May 09, 2024 @01:47PM (#40310798)
Being arrested is still just the arbitrary choice of people. It's not real in the sense defined earlier. It is not like, say, needing to harvest food before winter sets in.
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by banannaise on Thursday May 09, 2024 @03:00PM (#40311739)
Look, I love Baudrillard as much as anyone, and we can talk about simulacra all day, but it's simply not germane. We're not talking about whether these restrictions are societal constructs but rather whether they are predictable, reasonable, and controllable.

The tax deadline is predictable. A two-month restriction from holidays is relatively reasonable. The deadline is not realistically controllable. (Your employer cannot eliminate tax filing.)

Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by burnished on Thursday May 09, 2024 @02:02PM (#40310990)
How is one of those more real? They are both actions that people undertake to accomplish an objective, but there is nothing tangible or factual about either, which appears to be your working definition.
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by randomdata on Thursday May 09, 2024 @02:12PM (#40311118)
What makes you think any are more real than any other? If you had taken the time to read the thread you would have learned that the whole idea of a fake deadline is nonsensical.
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by CRConrad on Saturday May 11, 2024 @02:36PM (#40329829)
No, only your idea of it is.
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by randomdata on Saturday May 11, 2024 @03:26PM (#40330103)
Huh? I have no idea. If I had an idea, why would I spend my time on a message forum with it? You have clearly not thought this through.
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by CRConrad on Sunday May 12, 2024 @05:47AM (#40333251)
You had the idea that "the whole idea of a fake deadline is nonsensical". That could only have come to you because your idea of what a fake deadline is is wrong.[1] Because they exist, so the idea of them is not "nonsensical". HTH!

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[1]: So that's at least two ideas that you obviously have; putting the lie to your "I have no idea".

Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by randomdata on Monday May 13, 2024 @09:58AM (#40343461)
The classical notion of "idea" would exclude the output of software, no? Perhaps you are redefining "idea" here?
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by barkbyte on Thursday May 09, 2024 @01:49PM (#40310829)
Stop being deliberately stupid
Re:The Time I Lied to the CTO and Saved the Day by CRConrad on Saturday May 11, 2024 @02:35PM (#40329818)
"I thought we were talking about real seasonality? A climate deadline arbitrarily chosen by the Sun and Earth's orbit around it is as much fake seasonality as any whim by a corporate executive."

Yeah, that's idiotic. But only about as much as your version.