Indeed, but then there is, "using a query language designed for data analysis in event sourced systems to: read, parse, version, and write system and configuration files instead of using VCS like Git" levels of wrong, and sales/marketing professionals in charge of the system wrong.

Time is measured in quarters, money is measured vaguely by proximity to sales.

Thought using excel as a database was bad? Try working in a system where strings are `eval`ed in SQL, and every state change is stored in intermediate or virtual tables, then thrown away, so no actual version control is taking place; just diffing and merging Unix configuration files.

Why not use diff and patch? Takes too much time and money, they only know SQL.