Look at all the wonderful ways American citizens flourish now that basic public systems and protocols have been privatized! Life is great here, provided you're paid well.

Wait, you're not paid well and got laid off by hand-wringing executives that went cagey when SVB collapsed? C-clearly the problem is not enough investment in Big-Tech then! How will anyone be able to meaningfully disrupt other businesses now that basic consumer protections exist?!

So on and so forth until the $AAPL in your 401k shrinks to a size that you no longer feel embarrassed calling them out.