Damn frickin' straight man. Remember that scene in The Founder? "You're not going to run a hamburger business. You're going to run a real estate scheme that happens to sell hamburgers". With the Welchians, they've distilled it down to very nearly its apotheosis: the old Mob trick of insuring a restaurant, selling it down to the plumbing for cash, and then burning the joint to the ground.

Buyin' you a drink.