heck there are probably humans who can sight read ROT13
Not arguing with your point but “killed to death” sounds like an awesome metal band name
"Killed to Death" is an album by Murdered [0]
And there are 7 bands that had a song like that [1]
[0]: https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Murdered/Killed_to_Dea...
[1]: https://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=Killed+to...
"Kohga, the stupendous chief of the Yiga Clan, is gonna kill you all... to death!"
Also, while everyone has the right to argue anything, no one has the right to have the merits of their effort evaluated. When you go on and tell everyone here that ROT13 is as secure as RSA-2048, everyone will rightly laugh at you without considering your reasoning.