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Re:Why don't humans have tails? by whythre on Sunday March 24, 2024 @11:49AM (#39807950)
I’m kinda glad I don’t have to worry about sitting on my tail. Plus we get to avoid all the wacky tail based fetishes lol

“He had a powerful, flexing tail, it’s back and forth movement slow, deliberate…”

“Her tail was slender and graceful, but she was unable to conceal the flush of arousal…”

Re:Why don't humans have tails? by mock-possum on Sunday March 24, 2024 @12:15PM (#39808087)
I mean let’s not pretend this fetish doesn’t already exist and isn’t already actively being catered to in written and visual erotica.
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by reaperman on Sunday March 24, 2024 @12:35PM (#39808241)
Or various types of prosthetics. This fetish isn’t being “avoided” at all!
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by Loughla on Sunday March 24, 2024 @03:47PM (#39809815)
Exactly. Apparently OP didn't know Mew exists and has been fanfictioned in a million different sex acts (fanfucktion?).
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by williamdclt on Sunday March 24, 2024 @01:10PM (#39808507)
Oh no, new aspects of human sexuality to explore, what a terrible thing
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by huytersd on Sunday March 24, 2024 @02:39PM (#39809211)
Yes sex bad. Think of the women. I can’t even begin to imagine being in this pathetic neutered headspace.
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by _factor on Sunday March 24, 2024 @02:44PM (#39809237)
You’re getting all the furries chiming in here.
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by hsjsbeebue on Sunday March 24, 2024 @04:54PM (#39810423)
Chairs would have a tail hole. Just imagine having to sleep and roll over with arms in the way!
Re:Why don't humans have tails? by underlipton on Sunday March 24, 2024 @06:47PM (#39811226)
My sweet, summer child~

I can guarantee that each of those sentences is repeated verbatim somewhere on a certain website.

Re:Why don't humans have tails? by immibis on Sunday March 24, 2024 @06:51PM (#39811245)
You can just Google them in quote marks, and they only appear here.