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Re:New York Disbars Infamous Copyright Troll by rprwhite on Friday March 15, 2024 @04:50AM (#39713440)
My client, the sky, is suing your client for copyright infringement.

Additionally my client is suing GGP’s client for the offer of water, in which my client believes they have a valid interest but were not given due consideration in the making of this offer.

Re:New York Disbars Infamous Copyright Troll by tombert on Friday March 15, 2024 @10:52AM (#39716422)
The sky is in violation of my client Sky Media's trademark. We demand that you immediately cease and desist using the term "sky" and all related vernacular.
Re:New York Disbars Infamous Copyright Troll by reactordev on Friday March 15, 2024 @01:30PM (#39718337)
Thanks for all of these! It perfectly sums up the tar pit that is patents (trademarks and reservations) and copyrights. A couple made me laugh pretty good. Where there’s an interest, there’s 10 in the wing ready to pounce.
Re:New York Disbars Infamous Copyright Troll by asah on Friday March 15, 2024 @05:21PM (#39720853)
sorry tarpits are patented, can you work with hairballs ?
Re:New York Disbars Infamous Copyright Troll by brookst on Friday March 15, 2024 @09:16PM (#39722443)
Sorry hairballs are on exclusive license to Oracle. Can you make do with hair shirts?
Re:New York Disbars Infamous Copyright Troll by reactordev on Saturday March 16, 2024 @12:18AM (#39723354)
Hahahaha hair shirt! Punish the non-believers!