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Re:The Secret Life of XY Monitors by jareklupinski on Monday March 11, 2024 @12:45PM (#39670458)
> I don't know what Step Two is, unfortunately.

step two is waiting for the aforementioned 2x4 wielder "to beat ... whatever you might be gripping/fell onto"

Re:The Secret Life of XY Monitors by rzzzt on Monday March 11, 2024 @12:54PM (#39670576)
"Mother" on speed dial maybe?