Your event would probably end with a shitstorm on social media and the management team getting fired as revenge.

which is not to say that there wouldn't be a market for this kind of event

I'd definitely watch that!

In ski racing, you’re allowed a redo if wildlife interferes. Which turns into a bit of a joke when everyone unhappy with their time sees a snow bunny.

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The 1904 Olympic marathon had a South African runner, one of the first black participants, lose partially because they were chased a mile off course by a pack of wild dogs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Taunyane

The entire race was bonkers, I like fourth place having taken a nap after eating rotten apples he stole from an orchard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics_at_the_1904_Summer_O...

> The actual winner, Thomas Hicks, was near collapse and hallucinating when he crossed the finish line, a side effect of being administered brandy, raw eggs, and strychnine by his trainers.

This was, presumably, before they'd really figured out how to do doping.

I mean he won, so maybe they had it figured out.

> When he reached the stadium, his support team carried him over the line, holding him in the air while he shuffled his feet as if still running.[6] Hicks had to be carried off the track on a stretcher, and might have died in the stadium had he not been treated by four doctors. He lost eight pounds during the course of the marathon.

They didn't.

He was still first.

You don't think people gave more of a shit about athlete lives, comfort, and longevity then, than now?

One of those ingredients sound a lot more relevant to his condition than the two others.

I mean who doesn’t just love some animal abuse!