Every story and comment from the Hacker News API, in a layout borrowed from 2001.
A comment on Sky High Sabotage: Major Airlines Are Using TSA to Shut Down Competitor. Parent comment
Quoting from its IMDB entry at https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0774432/characters/nm0810379 :
Lisa : Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer : Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa : It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer : I see.
Lisa : But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
There are no comments on this comment yet.
Quoting from its IMDB entry at https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0774432/characters/nm0810379 :
Lisa : Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer : Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa : It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer : I see.
Lisa : But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.