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Re:Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired by google234123 on Thursday February 22, 2024 @03:26PM (#39472695)
How about “ I stopped changing my oil every 50 miles and my car runs fine”
Re:Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired by ejb999 on Thursday February 22, 2024 @04:17PM (#39473391)
that is more like it.

Or we fired 1/2 the scrum masters, so now each project only gets 50% of one instead of a FT one, and BTW, all of a sudden developer meetings get cut in half as a side benefit.

Every large company I have ever worked for could have easily fired 1/3 the staff and ran just fine indefinitely - but only if they fired the right third.

Re:Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired by p_l on Thursday February 22, 2024 @04:49PM (#39473769)
In my experience usually the real benefit would have been if they hired the right kind of positions. No, not "hire better developers/etc".

Hire for positions they don't hire because they seem superfluous.

I think in every bigger project over the last 10 years I asked, in otherwise reasonably staffed companies, for a technical writer. Even part time one. Fohgeddaboutit. Sometimes the issue is, as sacrilegious as it sounds even to me, not enough managers. Because sometimes you need people whose only role is to be communication points, or people whose job is to be responsible and accountable.

In most of those companies we could probably fire a lot of people too, probably mostly among executives and a lot of those invested in SAFe and the like...

Re:Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired by valval on Sunday February 25, 2024 @11:24AM (#39502078)
It could be you’ve been in the wrong all those ten years.
Re:Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired by EchoChamberMan on Thursday February 22, 2024 @06:39PM (#39474901)
Is Google doing mass layoffs every few weeks?