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Re:Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994) by timekiller on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @04:04PM (#39459537)
I destroyed 2 toaster ovens with pop tarts when I was 5. I would turn on the toaster and forget about it watching cartoons. I can confirm they burn very well.
Re:Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994) by Levitating on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @06:35PM (#39461190)
This happened twice? In the span of a year?!

Did your house not burn down?

Re:Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994) by kQq9oHeAz6wLLS on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @07:17PM (#39461487)
No, the countertops were made from asbestos
Re:Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994) by timekiller on Thursday February 22, 2024 @12:53AM (#39463681)
Lol
Re:Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994) by timekiller on Thursday February 22, 2024 @12:56AM (#39463693)
No, it didn’t burn down. A cabinet had to be replaced. I was left to my own vices a lot. I ended up learning a lot of proper firefighting protocols at a young age.