Meh. For all the silliness, it’s not that hard to parse one for the main purpose it should be used for, which is determining in aggregate what platforms your users use. As such, we still need things like OS in there anyway. So it wouldn’t get quite that short.

Also I’m amused checking mine that the user agents still say “Intel Mac OS X” even on Apple silicon. I guess they were afraid someone’s parser would think we are on PowerPC without that!