Coding with Python makes me feel like I'm hand-washing dishes that have been dirtied and left in the sink for several days.

I know that many like Python, and I'm not arguing against that in any way. Whatever floats your boat, mang.

However, trying to tell me why I "ought to like" Python is like telling me why I "ought to like" cilantro. I know you think it's delicious. To me it smells like squashed bugs, and tastes like dish soap.