Hey, it was college. Everybody experiments. I used to swing both ways... dual booting that is.

What does it say about your sexuality if you also had BeOS on there? I hope my wife doesn't read HN.

That line alone tweaks my fake-o-meter the most...

When I read that, I knew this was just some dated satire.

It was sort of amusing 5 years ago, but now it's just "hyuk hyuk authoritarian teachers who don't know anything hyuk hyuk".