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Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by bjackman on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @03:47AM (#39286095)
I think prefixing with "sorry," is a good idea but I really hate cutesy error messages.

I feel the Chrome dinosaur kicked those off, and I do (did?) like the dino. But "it's not you, it's us" is very annoying. "We made a booboo UwU".

When something has gone wrong I really don't want to feel I'm being marketed to, I just want information!

Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by Stratoscope on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @04:02AM (#39286193)
One of the worst - I don't know if it's still there - was a Gmail message something like "Hooray! Your inbox is empty."

Well that's great if you worship Inbox Zero. But what about me?

Maybe I'm anxiously waiting for news on a family member's illness and hospitalization.

Maybe I'm waiting for my lawyer to get back to me on an important case.

It's not hard to imagine any number of circumstances where I would not say "hooray!" when I see my inbox is empty.

Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by agos on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @05:36AM (#39286856)
hooray! your sysadmin botched the migration and your mail is all gone!
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by flatcakes on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @10:03AM (#39289398)
Same with slack when it congratulates you for catching up on messages. Each app/service assumes you are able to take the afternoon off if you happen to have 0 widgets in your widget list.
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by arccy on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @04:31PM (#39294582)
it congratulates you for not having a pile of unknowns, not that you have nothing to do
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by Too on Thursday February 08, 2024 @12:24AM (#39298561)
I believe the hooray is only presented that way in the spam folder.
Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by nindalf on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @08:55AM (#39288587)
I think the canonical cutesy error message is

> OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

(https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oopsie-woopsie)

Re:Should Error Messages Apologize? by EvanAnderson on Wednesday February 07, 2024 @11:42AM (#39290741)
A thousand times this. Cutesy error messages make me feel like the developer doesn't take my use of the product seriously. It's wildly unprofessional.