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Re:Germany: Police seize bitcoins worth €2B by dodslaser on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @04:22PM (#39196038)
It would probably be a €500 Knippex adjustable torque wrench. Assuming a German would use a tool for anything except it's intended purpose.
Re:Germany: Police seize bitcoins worth €2B by bubu-bln on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @04:31PM (#39196125)
I laughed reading this. I'm now feeling ungerman, because, you know - humor!
Re:Germany: Police seize bitcoins worth €2B by optimalsolver on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @06:10PM (#39197266)
>Assuming a German would use a tool for anything except it's intended purpose

I heard they made some shower heads that did something else.

Re:Germany: Police seize bitcoins worth €2B by michaelteter on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @07:07PM (#39197874)
It's still cleaning... thoroughly.
Re:Germany: Police seize bitcoins worth €2B by cqqxo4zV46cp on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @06:49PM (#39197697)
oof