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Re:“The mother of all breaches”: 26 billion records found on... by fuzztester on Saturday January 27, 2024 @07:44PM (#39161386)
SMASH EVERYTHING INTO FLAT ENGLISH, GIVING COBOL!

LIST OF GENERAL ATTORNEYS FTW!

(SEE HOW EVEN THE ACRONYM AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE FITS INTO COBOL SYNTAX, BEING IN UPPERCASE?)

COMPILE IN A FLASH, DEBUG AT LEISURE.

AND DON'T FORGET YOUR COBOL PERIODS.

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