I like C's syntax, but I also like Lisp's and Scala's and SQL's.
> Would you be happier if C was the only language, and everyone just had to use C?
If C were as powerful as a modern programming language (JavaScript) and had the standardization of a libraries that Perl or PHP has, then I'd be okay with writing C. The only reason I don't is because C has been improved upon. Haskell is a step back.
> This is completely non sequitur.
Of course it isn't. Popularity has a huge amount to do with the advantages offered by a language. If a language was crap, no one would use it.
At one time, C was not very popular, but in the last 20 years almost all of the most popular languages, year after year, have been C or its descendants.
If you don't want to use Haskell, that's fine. Don't use it. If you have legitimate criticism, I'd like to hear it.
> I'd rather use the same words everyone else is using so it will be easier to communicate with them.
Would you be happier if C was the only language, and everyone just had to use C?
> If Haskell were as great of a language as you say, it would be more popular.
This is completely non sequitur. Popularity has little to do with the advantages offered by a language. At one time, C was not so popular.