What happens when ChatGPT apologizes instead of answering your question about whether the text is an apology or a product description?

You simply feed the text to another ChatGPT.

Just kidding, it should only require function calling[0] to solve this. Make the program return an error if the output isn't a boolean. It's easy to avoid this mistake.

[0]: https://platform.openai.com/docs/guides/function-calling

Even when you tell it to stop apologising, the first thing it does is apologise. Our jobs are totally safe.

I guess you’re not British

Just wait until more jobs are outsourced to Canada - there won’t be any difference

Right, it seems like having another model (or just simply doing it with chatgpt itself) do adversarial classification is the right model here.

Yea, I'd expect some lower powered model would be able handle and catch the OpenAI apologies messages at a much lower cost too.

That's merely a first order reaction... The resulting race will leave humans far behind :/