A nerd finds a talking frog by a pond. The frog says, "Hey, I'm not really a frog. I'm a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and I'll grant you one wish."

The nerd thinks for a moment, then puts the frog in his pocket and continues walking.

The frog says, "Aren't you going to kiss me and make a wish?"

The nerd replies, "Nah, I'd rather have a talking frog."