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Re:Google lays off hundreds working on its voice-activated a... by lgleason on Wednesday January 10, 2024 @11:26PM (#38947581)
Employees are a companies most valuable assets. All that a company has to do is to lay off a bunch of them and it realizes that value with a higher stock price :). Edit: in case anybody missed the nuance, this comment is meant as satire.
Re:Google lays off hundreds working on its voice-activated a... by CrimsonChapulin on Wednesday January 10, 2024 @11:39PM (#38947666)
By that logic monetary value is a company’s most valuable asset.

Edit: I understand it was satire.

Re:Google lays off hundreds working on its voice-activated a... by jrockway on Thursday January 11, 2024 @12:41AM (#38948206)
I do always laugh a little about these things. "Safety is our top priority." It can't be, or you wouldn't be in the business of drilling mines or whatever. Safety is the second priority.