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Re:Nanoplastics Likely Worse Than Microplastics; We Know Alm... by doubled112 on Thursday December 07, 2023 @02:50PM (#38560950)
Dihydrogen monoxide is present at almost all drownings! We'd better ban that too.
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Re:Nanoplastics Likely Worse Than Microplastics; We Know Alm... by JumpCrisscross on Thursday December 07, 2023 @03:44PM (#38561566)
Better get hydric acid and κ1-Hydroxylhydrogen(0) while we’re at it.
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Re:Nanoplastics Likely Worse Than Microplastics; We Know Alm... by jowdones on Thursday December 07, 2023 @03:59PM (#38561747)
Chlorine is deadly and was used as chemical weapon in WW1. Your table salt is half chlorine, thow it away immediately before it kills you!
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Re:Nanoplastics Likely Worse Than Microplastics; We Know Alm... by deciduously on Thursday December 07, 2023 @04:17PM (#38561934)
No need to panic, just dump out half and you're good to go.
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Re:Nanoplastics Likely Worse Than Microplastics; We Know Alm... by jrockway on Thursday December 07, 2023 @06:34PM (#38563289)
Everyone who's ever died has been full of that stuff! And there have been no controlled studies where subjects are isolated from it. Someone should look into that! What is the DHMO lobby hiding from us? ;)
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