If only Communists wore little hats, followed predictable schedules, performed a particular surgical operation on all males, wore unique symbols, put specific candelabras in the window, associated with many others of their beliefs, and attended service at well-known locations dedicated solely to their cause, we'd have an easier time rounding all of them up.

No, we need DNA profiles to find Jews. They're as elusive as the fucking Illuminati. There's just no way to find them unless we have blood samples and stolen DNA profiles.

Limited time offer: accuse Israel of war crimes on social media. The Jews will come to you.