> Although I was hoping for a real SQL type experience. I don't understand why no one just copies SQL so I can write a query like "SELECT * FROM $json WHERE x>1".

With somewhat tabular data, you can use sqlite to read the data into tables and then work from there.

Example 10 from https://opensource.adobe.com/Spry/samples/data_region/JSONDa... (slightly fixed by removing the ellipsis) results in this interaction:

    sqlite> select json_extract(value, '$.id'), json_extract(value, '$.type') from json_each(readfile('test.json'), '$.items.item[0].batters.batter');
    1001|Regular
    1002|Chocolate
    1003|Blueberry
    1004|Devil's Food

    sqlite> select json_extract(value, '$.id'), json_extract(value, '$.type') from json_each(readfile('test.json'), '$.items.item[0].topping');
    5001|None
    5002|Glazed
    5005|Sugar
    5007|Powdered Sugar
    5006|Chocolate with Sprinkles
    5003|Chocolate
    5004|Maple

Instead of "select" this could also flow into freshly created tables using "insert into" for more complex scenarios.