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A comment on Ask HN: How to get out of a difficult situation?.
If you exceed it you can try one of my gotos:
1. Could be hungry, offer a banana, with their choice of ripening.
2. Could be thirsty, offer a banana milk, it'll diffuse or gross them out.
3. Could be overwhelmed, banana scented candle.
4. Could have no control, offer a banana fidget toy.
5. Could be alone, buy one of my banana shirts with banana motivational messages on them.
Honestly most problems can be fixed with a helpful banana-ing. As long as you're not an orange, you'll be fine.
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If you exceed it you can try one of my gotos:
1. Could be hungry, offer a banana, with their choice of ripening.
2. Could be thirsty, offer a banana milk, it'll diffuse or gross them out.
3. Could be overwhelmed, banana scented candle.
4. Could have no control, offer a banana fidget toy.
5. Could be alone, buy one of my banana shirts with banana motivational messages on them.
Honestly most problems can be fixed with a helpful banana-ing. As long as you're not an orange, you'll be fine.