I wish there were more commentors like you.

I nominate this commentor to be interim ceo of hn comment quality control.

Your powers will include broad sweeping bans when comments fail to reach a minimum humor threshold along with the power to elevate your sucesssor who you will reincarnate into... Dalai Llama style. (rip... This was a positive comment. I'm no dalai Llama.)

I simply purchased stocks on the free market so that I could become wealthy. Others were not so wise /s