Re:No Bing, no Edge, no upselling: De-crufted Windows 11 com...
by 6510 on Thursday November 16, 2023 @10:35PM
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No man, it is a fantastic adventure! Like a video game you have to carefully move the mouse to not trigger popups, there are quests on how to disable things and you have to make choices with real consequences. The game is almost as good as HP printers. In the end, if we collectively press the wrong button often enough, things will get bad enough to intellectually enrage the law makers.
Or perhaps it will just turn into a self running slot machine powered by tokens earned though full screen always on top porn adverts while AI guesses what kind of work you would otherwise be trying to get done. No more subscriptions or products to purchase: Unlock 3 extra days of Excel by buying something on Amazon! Maybe workers will have to defeat n levels of candy crush to unlock Word processing for the day. Perhaps always-on PC's will become the norm and Bing will watch and guide us 24/7 - into the future!
Or perhaps it will just turn into a self running slot machine powered by tokens earned though full screen always on top porn adverts while AI guesses what kind of work you would otherwise be trying to get done. No more subscriptions or products to purchase: Unlock 3 extra days of Excel by buying something on Amazon! Maybe workers will have to defeat n levels of candy crush to unlock Word processing for the day. Perhaps always-on PC's will become the norm and Bing will watch and guide us 24/7 - into the future!